est. 1992

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:35:28 GMT

i think i may need crack.

SUN SUN SUN

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:19:01 GMT

many times i ask myself why i still keep this degrading, evanescing creation most people call a blog. truthfully i havent found a reason compelling or valid enough to answer my own question, but looking through my archives today made me think.

i always worshipped this priviledge to air my views, and was completely commited to this freedom (those who know me well know that this may not be very true) this blog contains more than an assembly of past ideas or old memories that serve as reminders of the vague past. but most importantly, it reflects various transformatiions of myself through the years and remind me not to revert to personalities that are..not too desirable. i guess it's this thread of fidelity that binds me still to this blog, that prevents me from leaving entirely.

as a sidenote, my long absence have rendered me helpless against capitalisation, i cant type in the proper case!

happy birthday world.

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:37:48 GMT

you've successfully revolved a round around the sun and become a year older.

cheap thrills.

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:49:04 GMT

Lyrics:
ENGLISH / INGLÊS
[Timon] Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
[Pumba] Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

ITALIAN / ITALIANO
[Timon] Senza pensieri
La tua vita sará
[T&P] Chi vorrá vivrá
In libertá...
Hakuna Matata!

DANISH / DINAMARQUÊS
[Simba] Hakuna Matata?
[Pumba] Ja, det er vores motto
[Simba] Hvad er et motto?
[Timon] Ikk` noget, men det rimer på lotto
*laughter*
[Pumba] Ved du hvad knægt, de to ord kan løse alle dine problemer
[Timon] Nemlig ta` nu Pumba for eksempel
for...

SPANISH CASTILIAN / ESPANHOL EUROPEU
[Timon] Cuando era muy pequeñin
[Pumba] CUANDO ERA MUI PEQUEÑIIIIN...
[Timon] Muy bonito
[Pumba] Gracias
[Timon] Noto que su aliento no le olia muy bien los demás deseaban alejarse de él.

DUTCH / HOLANDÊS
[Pumba] Heel gevoelig was ik,
ook al was ik een kind,???
'k was gekwetst
Ik stonk altijd een uur in de wind.

GERMAN / ALEMÃO
[Pumba] Und oh, die Qual
[Timon] Was für 'ne Qual?
[Pumba] Sie war katastrophal
[Timon] Das its so ein Skandal!
[Pumba] Ach das ewige Hupen,
[Timon] Sag's uns nochmal
[Pumba] von dem ständigem -

NORWEGIAN / NORUEGUÊS
[Timon] Pumbaa! Ikke så ungene hører det!
[Pumba] Å! Sorry...
[T&P] Hakuna matata, to besnærende ord!
[T&P] Hakuna Matata

MANDARIN CHINESE / CHINÊS MANDARIM
[T&P] 简单容易记
[Simba] 从现在开始

(IN PINYIN)
[T&P] Jiǎn dān róng yì jì
[SIMBA] Cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ...

BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE / PORTUGUÊS BRASILEIRO
[Simba]...você deve esquecer
[Timon] É isso aí garoto
[T&S] Isso é viver!
[Pumba] É aprender!
[T&P&S] Hakuna Matata!

KOREAN / COREANO
[Timon] 우리 땅에 온걸 진심으로 환영한다.
[Simba] 여기서 살아?
[Timon] 어디서든지 살지.
[Pumba] 암~ 정들게 되면 고향이지 뭐.
[Simba] 정말 멋있다.
[Pumba] 배고파.

(KOREAN ROMANIZED)
[Timon] Uri ddang-e on geol jinsim-euro hwanyeong-handa.
[Simba] Yeogiseo sara?
[Timon] Eodiseodeunji salji.
[Pumba] Ahm~ Jeongdeulge doimyeon gohyang-iji mueo.
[Simba] Jeongmal meositda.
[Pumba] Baegopa.

HEBREW / HEBRÁICO
[Simba] אני כל כך רעב שאני יכול לטרוף זברה
[Timon] נגמר לנו מלאי הזברות
[Simba] ?אולי איילה? היפו
[Timon] לא
תקשיב ילד, אם תחייה כאן תצטרך לאכול כמונו
היי! זה נראה מקום טוב לגרד ממנו משהו

(HEBREW ROMANIZED)
[Simba] Ani kol kah raev she ha-iti toref zebra.
[Timon] Nigmar lanu mlay ha zebrot.
[Simba] Ulay ayala?
Hipo?
[Timon] Lo
Takshiv yeled, im tikhye kan titchtarech le-ehol kamonu.
Hey! ze nir-e makom tov legared mimeno mashehu.

FINNISH / FINLANDÊS
[Simba] iy, mitä se on ?
[Timon] ötököitä, miltäs näyttää ?
[Simba] hyi, yök.
[Timon] tää on iha ku kanaa
[Pumba] Limasta, mutta maukasta!

JAPANESE / JAPÔNES
[Timon] おや、こいつはなかなかのチビだな。ごきげん、プリッとしてサクッとしてる歯触り。
[Pumba] 一回食うと癖になるぜ。
[Timon] 楽しいね。何の決まりもない、責任もない。気侭な生き方だ。おや？こいつはクリーミーな味わい。

FRENCH / FRANCÊS
[Timon] Et le mieux de tout : pas de souci. Qu'est-ce que t'en dis ?
[Simba] Et ben, hakuna matata...
un peu gluant, mais appétissant.
[Timon] Bha voilà

ZULU
[Simba] Chúvue Tägoona Gyinglya,
Éméjaondézoblê Kyllá.
[T&P&S] Átzú Schútz Emmoi, Dú larié Egywharé

DISNEY IS EVERYWHERE.
i can't believe i grew up on this. (lucky it's not tainted with melamine)

"street smart?"
"more like sesame street smart."

CHEAP THRILLS (again.)

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:54:37 GMT

Since someone has so graciously tagged me to do this quiz, here goes.
(and i will answer the questions preferably to the best of my ability, whether or not they satisfy your various pleasures are solely based on your discretion.)

Do you like waking up in the morning to find that you have new texts?
- Yes.

Are you usually wide awake in the mornings?
- No.

Has anything disappointed you today?
-Yes.

When is the last time you saw the person you like/liked?
- No.

How old were you when you started swimming on your own?
- So the story begins with me as a lilliputian (yet potent!) creature, swimming with 50 million other good mates. The swimming technique that I exercised is uncertain as it apparently appears to be tainted by an unknown white substance and is therefore hidden by a shroud of obscurity, but i somehow spontaneously recall that we each possessed a tail that derived all our internal energy from something in our middle-piece (abdomen) called the mitochondria. Along the way (which i vaguely remember as some sort of tube), this kind samaritans called Cowper and Prostate gave us some obscure liquid that mystically empowered our tail to beat at an extremely alarming rate.
Then! In one corner of my eye, i spotted something white and round and mysterious that seemed to exude the crying aura "please enter me!" (again, i think this happened in some sort of hollow tube). My chromatin kicked into action, internally debating on whether it was ethical to enter something that was stranger than fiction. Although my chromatin only had half the intelligence of any other normal species, it decided on the only rational action-- enter. So i followed orders and entered the round thing into the white flurry of oblivious thoughts and strengths, and my life energy died along with my tail which was conveniently left outside of the round object. THEN I FUSED WITH SOMETHING THAT SPONTANEOUSLY EMPOWERED ME WITH A NORMAL INTELLIGENCE, capable of realising that I am not answering the question that I was originally asked. But, yeah the first time i swam, i won.

Are you wearing rings?
- Waffles!

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- Which brings us to the question, what are butterflies exactly? Taking the biologist point of view, a butterfly is a naturally occurring insect that flutters about with shiny bling wings to pollinate flowers and can be equated to mastication fodder by predators. Which then brings to the mind, am i a predator? Yes, in some ways. But a consumer of butterflies? No. (unless they're fried with truckloads of chicken and beef and sugar and honey and whatever that can kill the taste)

Are you confident in yourself?
-Are you confident of pimples?

Are you hanging out with anyone tonight?
- No.

Does it bother you when you text somebody and they take forever to text back?
- No.

What's your favorite milkshake flavor?
- Honeydew.

Are you currently doing laundry?
- No, i am currently typing this.

Did you ever read any of the Babysitters Club books?
- Did you ever uncover a rock that had your name and your father's name engraved under it? No.

Do you have a job?
- No. I have a hand though.

What can't you wait for?
- Whatever matter that doesn't allow me to wait, cases like chinese homework with deadlines.

What brand is your shirt right now?
-100% cotton. Size M.

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
-I'm don't mind people coming out of the closet every so often. But it remains closed.

Are you in an argument with someone important?
-No.

What is bothering you right now?
- Bio past year papers, Chem past year papers, Physics past year papers and pressure from a certain some angry chinese teacher.

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
- Has never occured to me so i dont know if it annoys me or not.

What's the worst abuse you have done to your phone?
- Hmm, worst abuse, this is really tough. Maybe when i call someone, since the phone is physically abused because it's pressed to my ear and cannot free itself and therefore is deprived from all forms of movement.

Who was the last person to make you cry?
- None whatsoever.

If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
- Anywhere where i'll be freed from Bio past year papers, Chem past year papers, Physics past year papers and pressure from a certain some angry chinese teacher.

Where is your cell phone?
- I've got a thing in my pocket. But my phone is suprisingly on the shelf collecting enough dust until i liberate it later.

Does anyone call you baby?
- No.

Are you honestly happy with who you are?
- Yes.

If you're being extremely quiet, what does that mean?
- It means that my chinese teacher is in session.

What celebrities do you find attractive?
- Yelle.

Are you single?
- Yes.

Are you a patient person?
- Of course. To meet pretty nurses, you must be patient.

Are you a light sleeper or heavy sleeper?
- Depending on whether or not i'm tired.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
- Why so serious?

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
-

Think of all your exes, Would you take any of them back?
- This question doesn't apply to me.

What do you do when your nervous?
- Breathe.

What does the newest text message in your inbox say?
- 'haha alright, see you then' by Jolyn Tan 71

Who was the last person you held hands with?
- Mum, when i was a prepube young boy of maybe 4.

Do you flirt a lot?
- Absolutely not. I am chaste and innocent at heart.

Would you ever consider having a relationship with your best friend?
- No, that would be gay.

Who gives you the best advice?
- Edwin.

What piercings do you want to get?
- Maybe i would like to pierce my eyeballs or my scalp or the soles of my feet for a change.

Do you listen to Blink 182?
- Do you like the smell of the armpit hair of Leonardo Da Vinci? No.

How are you currently feeling?
- Stressed.

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Damn it, i can feel myself in a state of inertia, slowly degenerating, de...gener..ating...

thank no one for no mercies.

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:07:47 GMT

"What does not kill you makes you stronger."
What kills you, however, leaves you pretty much hanging dead.

With that, i offer an absolutely apt illustration that will really make you wish you opted for biology class.

Fanfare and applause please.
Dun dun dun dun dun!

Cower at the sight of a specimen that has been carefully crucified to restrain any destructive movement and random daily activities such as searching for cheese and hiding underground.

Notice that the mouse is in one piece.

A vestige of sadistic fervor leaks from this attempt of lomography with a mysterious glove obstructing the full view of the camera.
But, THE BEST IS YET TO BE.
"Oh shit, oh shit"

!
The mouse graciously exposes its inner beauty while spontaneously haemorrhaging in the name of science. (hahaha, the mouse appears to be high on crack and meth with its enthusiastic facial spasm)

Spot the head.

"Eh, no head leh."
"Oh shitz, i know what this means."
10 points to you!
for discovering that the mouse has been effectively decapitated and disemboweled and its furry body now resides beside its most recent meal, channeled with the power of peristalsis along its alimentarary canals which has now been reduced to a lump of viscous stuff (that can be seen from that pile of gooey substance).

Watch the revolutionary! as the mouse gives himself head for the first time (hahaha, brandon) with it's decapitated head strategically positioned and aligned with its tail and the remains of his bowels. (:

Guess what's under all the needles, forceps, scalpels and distinguised sharp instruments built for savagery?
The mouse really does swallow.
"I head you"

Anyway!
factors such as the random unprecedented sprouting of blogs from happy and constructive students of 4D and the fact that this has been one of the most historic events in my sad life as a poor sod has driven me to update. Just for fun.

Recently,
i haven't been as cheerful as old times (not that my sad life permits me), drifting towards my craven self, and allowing me to contemplate existentialism once more in my hollow store of reverberations and echoes. Yet, it is comforting, as the night breeze sweeps past like a silent episode, ready to prowl and satisfy its gallivanting desires by feeding on my thoughts which i fling to them as tribute for their silent acknowledgement. The trees under the streetlights do not mutter a word, even as the wind bring my thoughts to them. And for a split second bound by a thread of fidelity, i mutter something incomprehensible. SUCH AS! LASKJFLKASJFLKAJSLFKJASLKFJALSKFJLASKFKjlAJSFKJASLKFJLAKSFLKASJFLKAJSLFKJASLFKJl which almost instantaneously destroys my chain of thought and frees me from imagination.

"What does not kill you makes you stronger."
Chinese: 49/100 kills me and leaves me pretty much hanging dead.

FRET NOT

Thu, 01 May 2008 03:17:26 GMT

Oh a kay! before i spontaneously combust or hyperventilate out of extreme blitheness,
STAY CALM. stay calm. stay calm. STAY CALM.

Realisation epic for get digest to, yes/no.

"Wah! Siao-eh that guy, he gay ah?"
ANYWAY!
'twas an unconventional sunny day with a slight tinge of grey when the upper echelons of this higher institute of learning, and three others in fact, strode forth in baseball caps and PE attire and DECIDED.
(honestly, the sequence of events didn't involve so much splendor, but i shall continue! since it facilitates reading and stuff.)

They DECIDED.
Yes, THEY DECIDED.
"Hurry up lehx, i don't like your suspense"
"Oh okay, solleh"

So! These highly authorised personnel DECIDED that on the 30th of April, they are going to organise a fun-filled day filled with not just fun, but also fun-filled activities, and activities that are not solely just fun, but also challenging to the physical fitness of the young and bubbly erudite populace of HWACHONG INSTITUTION, HWACHONG INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL and not to forget, our lovely neighbors from across the bridge, NANYANG GIRLS HIGH. Thus they formulated this weird sounding abbreviation specially for the event, that is so intricately wonderful and full of wow.

CSM (see-es-ehm)

Combined Sports Meet

Equivalent to the Sabbath in terms of importance and attendance.

Also surprisingly equivalent to today.

Anyway! that's besides the point.
THE POINT IS! The day started off with a bang. Then i have absolutely no idea what happened after that.

What i do know, however,
is that my friend Edwin got a dare.
In the scattered diaspora of fast-moving refugee-like students between two electrodes of an electrolysis machine, largely the boy end moving to the girl end and vice versa, someone dared us to start a FREE HUGS campaign. What i am glad to say is! that we broke away from the rusty traditional norms and navigated amongst the crowd with aplomb, carrying a small piece of paper that can be roughly made out to say "FREE HUGS".

OH THE EXPRESSIONS ON EVERYONE'S FACES WHEN THEY HEARD US WAS CLASSIC. I should've attached a dingy spycam on my forehead and captured all their facial expressions.
"(cheesy tune plays) You're on candid camera!"

The first 10 minutes or so was filled with dreary feelings as we ravaged around in the vast dessert of a crowd, searching for any student that was willing to break away from his/her conservative Asian values and come forth to receive a warm embrace. At the start, the prospects of success were bleak, as if our plan (and our dare, for that matter) to brighten the day of the others was a predestined failure. It was tough, navigating through the crowd and witnessing all their blurry visages filled with disgust. And i distinctly remember i was thinking about the word deus ex machina and if it that would save our sorry hides from the critics. But nothing happened as we fumbled around in the crowd, it was a very sad scene.

Suddenly!
A VESTIGE OF HOPE SHINES UPON US. Out of nowhere, a young hwach boy ran forth and embraced us with raging enthusiasm. The feeling of accomplishment could be only aptly described by "!" It felt revolutionarily good.
(lester breaks out of his serious shell and enters his comic scene)
AS IF THERE WERE SOME FORM OF DIVINE INTERVENTION THAT SPONTANEOUSLY CHANGED THE CONSERVATIVE MINDSET OF THE PEOPLE AROUND US, what actually appeared to be a excellent repulsion device was immediately transformed into one that brought smiles to people, however gay it may sound. People started embracing us with the full fervor of their hearts. It wasn't a dessert after all, it soon became a tropical island with a beautiful beach and a heartwarming sun (minus the effects of skin cancer). And we were the advocators of this "HAPPY HAPPY SMILE" movement. Yes, I know it is still a dare. But!

I AM PROUD TO SAY WE LOST COUNT OF THE NUMBER OF HUGS WE GAVE AWAY. Not because i phail at math, but because the number greatly exceeded two hands and all four limbs, for that matter.

Somehow someway we gathered an entire entourage behind us, as we continued on our journey, trying to make everyone a happy child. Stalls used us to promote their drinks, and in return some of them sponsored our grand movement by helping us build a bigger banner, so that the word could be spread, even to the myopics, in the region.

AND! the interesting part was that we managed to bring joy to some of the upper echelons of education in hwach. Namelist goes here: imeddyeddy since i can't be bothered to type them all out. And the story continues! as some random Hwachong international girl decided to join us in our campaign.
"WAO, IT'S A GIRL! IT'S A GIRL!"
Hugcount increased exponentially.
Yes, i know it is still a dare. BUT!

It was immensely invigorating to hear compliments about the campaign, as we continued to punk and plan guerilla appearances with the banners after our meal at KAP after the entire CSM event. With our banners raised in the air towards the traffic, some guy actually stuck his head out of his car and demanded a hug as he whizzed past.
"KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE! KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE! WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LAUGH."
Those awaiting for the buses, both literate and illiterate were craning their necks to see what the banners read, and a great deal of them laughed, or smiled at that. Some suspicious damsels actually thought that someone was filming a reality show and started looking about for a camera that may be hidden in some subtle crevice.

AKSJDLKAJDSLKAJD. ANYWAY YES I KNOW IT WAS A DARE. BUT I STILL MUST SAY THIS, I HOPE WE BRIGHTENED THE DAY OF THOSE WHO SAW US AND I WOULD LIKE THANK ALL THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED US IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.

AKSJFKAJFSLAKFLKALJFAF. Suffering from free hugs withdrawal symptoms, i need crack.
"All throes of orgasmic expressions awake!"

A solemn autoeulogy

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:47:49 GMT

HELLO TO YOU, DEAR AUDIENCE OF FROLICKING HAPPY SINGAPORE.

Flying off till the 15th of the January of the 2008!
and be totally girl-void in the mysterious land of beijing. Much joy.

Bye bye to the you.
:(' pray hope i don't choke on one of those cardboard fishballs.

DEAF TO ALL BUT SONG

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:35:19 GMT

Probably after working my iTunes into oblivion for the past few days.

The holidays haven't been entirely eventful, if not entirely useless.
'tis the season for slackers to level up! Come forth and you shall receive this amazing gift of gallivanting and procrastinating!

Image from deviantart

Cower and kneel before this incredible ability!
Not only does it not make things productive, it also doesn't spruce up your holiday life.

'twas a nice rainy morning of snooze and snooze alarms alike, when i received a random smack on the head by some random thingmajig.
IT WAS THEN WHEN I MY BRAIN CONJURED THE POWER OF THOUGHT.

Facing the ceiling, i immediately contemplated existentialism and had rationalism scream at me.
Yegods, "ENLIGHTENMENT HATH DAWNETH!"

I HAVE WASTED AN ENTIRE HOLIDAY WASTING MY ENTIRE HOLIDAY OFF.

Anyway,
I have (once again!) discovered solutions for my present situation. But wait! there is no such thing as the present. There is only the immediate future and the recent past and therefore i have to accept the fact that what i have just typed has just been stored in the archives of the past and will never be brought to light in the honorary future! The future is now, no wait, it is now, it is never now. The future is later and all that is past has been reduced to a plaything, simply a figment of a memory that i don't hold dear. Bugger.
"Look, digression!"

Back to the topic, or lack thereof.
I am now high on Nerds, pray hope the sugar rush doesn't wear off until i finish this light-hearted post.

Oh well, the holidays have been really monotonous and all, without the upper echelons of educational institutes riding forth and dumping homework unceremoniously around us. Not that homework's a very fun task either.

BUT!
A vestige of opportunity sparkles! I now offer you a comprehensive list of holiday playthings that you can adopt when you've run out of peanuts.
Dispel and begone, O' spirits of dreariness and communism, for your efforts have now come to naught.

I offer you a handy guide.
"So you wanna be a playa!"

1. Learn Chinese and other related dialects.

WE THE CITIZENS OF SINGAPORE MUST BE MULTI RACIAL AND HARMONIOUS WITH OTHER RACES SO THAT OUR ECONOMY WILL BOOM AND GST CAN INCREASE! WAHAHAHA.
AND AS A CHINESE, WE MUST RESPECT OUR OWN ROOTS AND HAVE A COMPLETE MASTERY OF THE LANGUAGE TO BE IN TUNE WITH OUR FRIENDS FROM CHINA! ONLY THEN CAN WE BRIDGE STRONG RELATIONS WITH OUR ANCESTORZ AND THE GREAT CHINA LAND.
After all, "Huayu cool". Chinese is a cool language in it's own rights! Don't xiao4! It's fo reel!
Not that we want to boast, but we also have our own S-POP lehzxz, poworful or not, you tell wo3.

CHINESE (chahy-neez)

AN AMAZINGLY EASY-TO-LEARN LANGUAGE
Me
Dad
Mom

So go on, young and raging Chinese! Pick up a "CHINESE FOR DUMMIES" book from our da4zhong4shu1ju2 xian4zai4 and be a cool chinese cat.

2. Watch Golf.

Firstly, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WATCHES GOLF?
yes, it's very very fun watching golfers swing their clubs and watching the ball roll and roll and not drop into the hole.
"HAHA LOL LOSER, NO MORE HOLE-IN-ONE. NOOB"

As George Carlin puts it,
Watching golf is like watching flies fuck. (watch out! profanity lies there/here.)

BUT! there's always two sides to the issue at hand.
Watching Golf is highly recommended for agoraphobics who have absolutely no way of conceptualizing the image of grass.
Always wanted to know how grass looked like? Fret not! Watch golf.
I am very excite.

3. Facebook it.

Long were the times when people bit each other, in fear of becoming the sole werewolf howling everytime a full-moon appears on this face of the planet. Now, with revolutionary technology! People are able to bite each other online without actually becoming a werewolf in real-life! Marvel at what tech-dudes have done for us. Oh the wond3rz of th3 int3rn3tz and fac3b00k!

Bite people all you want with this amazingly incredible application without the constant fear of rabies, STDS, and actually-turning-into-a-werewolf et cetera et cetera!
"It's like a buffet without food, only delicious!'

PLUS!
With the advent of the technological age, you are now presented with choices! No longer are you force-fed with one single pathetic choice, you now have the ability to select your incarnation as vampires and suchs! (Cue card: Applause*)

And as a shameless advert! joining as a facebook member will give you the priviledge of joining the famed group started by jarsofdirt. "I FACEBOOK BECAUSE I'M BORED" WAH. Now that you know what to do when you're bored, join facebook! Be my friend. Join the ranks of the appwhores.

4. Youtube.

AND as proof of it's awakening capabilities,

A parody of Heroes.

AND!
A parody of LOST.

For this, i've thought up 4 different scenarios for readers watching the videos i ripped-off from Youtube above.

1. You watch Heroes and understand what they're saying entirely and find it funny and luff your azz off at Hiro Nakamura (or in this case, the gay acting as him).
2. You watch Lost and understand what they're saying totally and luff your azz off. ROFL.
3. You actually watch both series and luff your azz off x2
4.You dont watch both series and don't luff your azz off x2

OH and plaything number 5.
If you belong to scenario 4 in plaything number 4, WATCH THEM. LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST. YAY.

Image from deviantart (again1)

kkk
End of handy guide.
"Guaranteed to solve your procrastination problems!" - A satisfied customer.

Oh k.
Good food at last, good food didn't last.
I RAN OUT OF NERDS.
!oneoneoneonoeonoeoneon11!!

Coherence! or lack thereof

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:27:49 GMT

AH, YES!
COHERENCY.oh dear, must find crack and administer immediately.

"You should really blog, damnit!"

AND!
for once after 27 days of drought, i've decided to update!
(oh the peripeteia, he blogs! he blogs!)

dun dun dun dun.

BUT ANYWAY!
back to the topic, or lack thereof.

It's been a long time and i have been indulging in absolutely puerile forms of entertainment out of late as of always, and enjoying the immense invigoration of sleep, frolicking blithely in the fabrics of my bed and hopping around the house like an insane sane.

and so on and so forth! you get what i mean.

BUT!
the main point of the story here is that i'm not a very coherent person, as every sane body should've seen. Now that it hits me with such random yet strong! force in the face. I find it strange and freaky, even, how i used to blog daily with such coherence and lucidity and power.
I FIND MYSELF SCARY SOMETIMES.
(and he watches, hidden, as little lester pries open the magic book known as "archives" and cringes! and then hyperventilates)

With this mysterious power now lost/taken from within him! little lester stares in awe at how fellow livejournal pals like jarsofdirt and vielchde are able to blog so religiously that it even seems impossible!
"Are you telling me that they can break the space-time continuum? Yatta!"
"Save the livejournal, save the world."

To think that i used to have such incredible abilities. Mom says i've degenerated.
"MUST BE THE EXAMS LAR. THEY CLEAR ALL YOUR MENTAL SKILLS FOR BIOLOGY AND SUCHS. END-OF-YEAR EXAMS WILL MAKE YOU STUPID. SMART PEOPLE WILL NOT TAKE EXAMS ONE."

"Msst resssist beiing stupiidd."

ZOM GEE

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:25:56 GMT

The guilty cheap thrill- BLOGHOPPING.
And doing that the entire day today made me realize i was tagged for a quiz. ZOMG (pronounced ZOHM-GEE)

Anyway, here goes.

1. the person who tagged you is:
LAIWENG

2. the relation with him/her is:
She lives across the bridge in the ghetto of amazingly beautiful Nanyang girls.

3. 5 impressions you have of him/her:
(a) Girl
(b) Bespectacled
(c) Has a sparkling pristine white sleeveless shirt with some unorthodox red logo on the top left hand corner
(d) HELLO LAIWENG!- that's right, you guessed it correct, she's hyperactive.
(e) As a shameless advert- http://laiweng.livejournal.com/

4. the most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
She tagged me in this quiz (:

5. the most memorable words he/she has said to you:
~~"I tag mr leong!"~~ Her last sms reads: "Gah fine D: okay i need to sleep! Night, sleep earlier, and best of luck tmr! (: okay LATER."
Caps-sensitive so the message is preserved in its natural memorable splendor.

6. if he/she becomes your lover, you will:
Consider http://www.gay.com (To make things clear: LAIWENG'S A FEMALE. LESTER IS MALE.)

7. if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be:
http://www.gay.com

8. if he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
Hide in the female toilet.

9. if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:

10. the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is:
This quiz.

11. your overall impression of him/her is:
Undulant.

12. how you think people around you will feel about you:
"ORH! THE GUY IN THE GREEN HOOD AH! LESTER LEONG LORX."

13. the characteristic you love about yourself is:
Unloved.

14. the characteristic you hate about yourself is:
Unhated. Sue me.

15. the most ideal person you want to be is:
LAIWENG!

16. for people that care and like you, say something to them:
No! you must remember that i am unloved and unhated. Go figure.

17. pass this quiz to 11 people that you wish to know how they feel about you

1) EDWIN CHAW
2) JOLYN TAN
3) HILLARY
4) FELICIA TAY
5) ERICA YOUNG
6) NICOLE CHAN
7) VANESSA LIM
8) PRISCILLA SEAH
9) LYNETTE LIM
10) Mr. Hon
11) Lester Leong! who has miraculously completed the quiz before i tagged him.

Please cry if you didn't get tagged. On the other hand, you can blind tag yourself.

who is no.6[NICOLE CHAN] having a relationship with?
Don't know.

is no.9[LYNETTE LIM] a male or female?
Male, duh. Lynette is generally a guy's name, duh.

if no.7[VANESSA LIM] and 10[Mr. Hon] are together, will it be a good thing?
Yes, definitely. Mr Hon is a very suave man.

what is no.2[JOLYN TAN] studying?
How to eliminate eyebags 101.

when was the last time you had a chat with no.3[HILLARY]?
There's no last time at this point of time in the entry. We're still chatting on msn about the wonders of carebears and suchs.

what kind of music does no.8[PRISCILLA SEAH] like?
PRISCILLA ILLA ILLA EH EH EH EH.

does no.1[EDWIN CHAW] have any siblings?
(inhales) YES. (exhales)

will you woo no.3[HILLARY]?
That depends. (NOPE! I'm not giving you false hope.)

how about no.7[VANESSA LIM]?possible?
That depends.

is no.4 single[FELICIA TAY]?
Don't know.

what's the surname of no.5[ERICA YOUNG]?
I don't know, maybe it's Erica.

what's the hobby of no.4[FELICIA TAY]?
:( Friendster doesn't have answers.

do no.5[ERICA YOUNG] and 9[LYNETTE LIM] get along well?
Hopefully.

where is no.2[JOLYN TAN] studying at?
The prestigious RGS (Cue: woah!) in SINGAPORE.

say something casual about no.1[EDWIN CHAW]something casual?
Well, you asked me to update.

have you tried developing feelings for no.8[PRISCILLA SEAH]?
I don't live in an age of blind dates. I don't try developing feelings. (:

where does no.9[LYNETTE LIM] live?
Within the LIM family.

what colour does no.4[FELICIA TAY] like?
Don't know.

are no.5[ERICA YOUNG] and 1[EDWIN CHAW] best friends?
Nope. Strangers.

does no.7[VANESSA LIM] like no.2[JOLYN TAN]?
http://www.lesbian.com

how did you get to know no.2[JOLYN TAN]?
Through cool school.

does no.1[EDWIN CHAW] have any pets?
NOPE.

is no.7[VANESSA LIM] the sexiest person in the world?
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but no.

HUZZAH. Back to my cheap thrills.

Triskaidekaphobia, wa CHIM

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:47:33 GMT

EXAMS ARE OVER, BITCHES, AND LESTER LEONG HAS COME OUT TO PLAY!
"No lah, still must mug malay. Singapore what, multicultural what."

Anyway,
Today are the sex because i final finishes my exams in liked one hours before the paper ending.
"Ah, grammar make happy does."

I pray hope that i don't fall prey to my narcoleptic tendencies after a holistic barrage of exam stress and fatigue, but my brain cells have been overworked, overfried and overmugged--an unintentional consequence of an unintentional cause. My brain cells have been subjected to torture and torment over the past few weeks, and tossed around like a plaything, manipulated by the malicious questions that stare blatantly at you during the constricted time given, and placed like specimen cells under the hypnotic gazes of the invigilator, leaving us quaking and quivering vigorously in our chair. WAH!

Anyhow,
the main point of the matter is that the (bloody) exams are finally over.

To which the Hwachong boys of tomorrow holler(again) : "F123ING FREEDOM! YAY. WE'RE HAPPY CHILDREN"

After all that that has been shoved to our holy feet,
The debilitated mind of me has now seeked to find stuff that fits my mental age, stuff such as MARAKA, the cherubic young girl that everyone knows for being a fabulous explorer.

(For the intended audience of small boys and chaste gals: High vulgarity content involved)
HITLER'S DOWNFALL WORX.

AND! after all that crazy madness and monstrosity, this is for the hardcore head-bangers of high school musical. THE TRAILER FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: RETURN OF THE SENIORS. Featuring: LeBron James -- a noobx basketball player.

SCHOOL HAS UNOFFICIALLY ENDED(:
all you hardcore muggers break out from your shell and headbang!

p.s MY REGISTER NUMBER IS THIRTEEN.

PHILOSOPHY NOW!

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:21:19 GMT

In this modern monochromatic world where grey is ghey and dominant, he who starts with "the F word" does not end last.
In fact, he who hollers a "You" afterwards starts the ball rolling.
(:

POWORFOOL R ARSE

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:24:36 GMT

A shameless advert from Lynette with love:

join our msn fad! and tell me if you joined our P0W0R list!
POW WOW (!)
zomg i’m so retarded. all on my stupid whim:

LYNETTEZ POW WOW
GEOFFREYZ POW WOW
CHARLOTTEZ POW WOW
LESTER FOR NUTZ POW WOW
WALTERZ POW WOW
- JASONZ POW WOW
ZHAOZ POW WOW
MATTHEWZ POW WOW
MATTHEWZ POW WOW (lim)
JESSLYNZ POW WOW
[[[~*aishahz]] [pow wowz your world]
BRENTZ POW WOW
PAYZ POW WOW
PDZ POW WOW
CONSTANCEZ POW WOW
pwelgh (asheesh)
I WANT PWN POWWOR! ((((:
SELENAZ POW WOW
SUZYZ POW WOW
leonard tan boon kiat POW WOW
JIEN NEEZ POW WOW
ZACHARIAZ POW WOW (male version of fei)
/SHANICE. POW WOW![:
eeweixz powwow
Judithz pow wow (lynette i hope you’re happy:D)
POW WOW PEWPEWPEWPEW! (retarded zhicong)
LIKHEEZ POW WOW [hehe]
QINGYI POWWOWZ♥
EEHSIENZ POW WOW
siyunz pow wow. TO THE RESCUE
[ { ( ||||none|||| ) } ]- NICOLEZ POW WOW
PRISCILLAZ POW WOW
BASILZ POW WOW?
max! pow wow
KARYNZ POW WOW
LINGZ POW WOW
; CHARMAINE POW WOW! (chan)
-DarreN✖_✖ POW WOW GROUP O_O
JENNYZ POW WOW
PRINCE OF EGYPTZ POWWOW (merissa hahah)
ENG HONGZ POW WOW
HUBERTZ POWWOW
MICHELLEZ POW WOW
||*“charmainez pow wow? O.o
CONANZ POW WOW
ALZ POW WOW
**care JESSICAZ POW WOW* & it’s what you do to me
EUGENIEZ POW WOW
POWWOW+ (lian)
brazen folly; “TAMIL TIGERZ POW WOW”
“TROPPING” and im not going to POW WOW you (stupid daniel)
JULIANZ POW WOW
THEODOREZ POW WOW
eMK@yz pow wow. lol
RJZ POW WOW (?)
BABYFACEZ POW WOW
JOYZ POW WOW
SMILYZ POW WOW(:

and growing.

Hwachong? the cynosure for all happy children

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:45:42 GMT

Oh, forgive me for i have commeth back once again to spew out irrelevancies and off-tangent dogmas that will not benefit mankind or improve social graces whatsoever!

Anyhow,
Youtube has been a great way to procrastinate, especially after barrages of tests of paramount significance (yes, yet colorful and iridescent!) have been shoved to your sacred feet.
"OHM OHM, PRAY HOMAGE TO THE HOLY COW (tube)"

Anyway, shall show all you cool cats what i've been up to lately.

Watching bloopers. (oh and ignore the obscene nudity at the end if you're under 18, HAHA YOU'VE BEEN WARNED)

Reviewing my poor sad life from the point of (mis)conception.

And for the most part,
THE HOT-BLOODED EDUCATIONAL PURSUIT.

Gallivant in my youniverse and be a happy child today.
"To education and beyond!"

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:05:00 GMT

THIS BLOG HAS BEEN DEAD FOR PRETTY LONG.

Anyway,
i bet no one reads this any more but I NEED A FEMALE LEAD TO ACT IN A PLAY THAT I'M DIRECTING (i.e HIC, if you know what i'm rambling about.)

Pre-requisite:

You must not be a male or possess any form of male genitalia.

PLUS!, i need another GENDER CONFUSED person to play a small HOMOSEXUAL role, preferably male(:

Androgens?

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:13:33 GMT

THE EPIC SAGA IN: THE RANDOM FACTS OF LIFE!

For a male,
Life is like choppy waters, there're many problems, BUT, you overcome them anyhow.

For a female,

The epic pilot SPEAKS:

"Dear ladies, we've lost our engines and will be belly-landing into the ocean. I hope you read our emergency escape instructions, because we're short of rescue-boats and are entering a state of crisis. HOWEVER, please stay calm and report to your respective positions. Good-looking females, please move to the right of the plane and the other half of the passengers, please take positions on your left.
Once i give the signal, the ladies on the right open your trap door and enter the rescue boats. For the other half of the cabin,
Thank you for flying LUFTHANSA(:"

ONCE AGAIN, SIGNING OFF WITH: THE RANDOM FACTS OF LIFE!

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:15:54 GMT

a deadly term known as WRITER'S BLOCK.
devastating effects. guaranteed.

4 stops to Hwachong Institution English Drama Club

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:00:16 GMT

it's been a long time.
so has been all the hectic rehearsals and whatnot.

HOWEVER,
we can finally release the caged beasts in us! oh come forth the sparkling light of freedom!

Yesterday night,
we witnessed the emergence of euphoric beasts pouncing and leaping about the stage, savoring their sweet yet hard-earned freedom (forgive the weak pun).

Talk about long nights of chewing on dirt clouds and gnawing on styrofoam in the props room.

To which the seasoned member of the edc holler: IT'S FINALLY OVER!

As i crouched low backstage yesterday, watching the culmination of all the effort that we've put together, it was satisfying even, waiting as our fate untangled itself.

Yes, there were minor screw ups. Wheels fell off and certain actors missed their lines here and there.

BUT. I believe we've done it again, we've transformed something we once thought of as a lame onstage performance into something with depth, something enjoyable.

Despite the pretty moronic audience, the show has been a great success.

"Relive the full house legacy!"
-Boonie

it's pretty nostalgic now, all the rush and adrenaline and late nights.( and how i used to blog in a cheerful, gay way)

i don't know what to feel.

HWACH EDC PRESENTS...

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:07:28 GMT

It's not me to post on an afternoon, but,

ALL YOU COOL CATS COME AND WATCH THE HWACH PLAY!

Let's Stop At 4
Red Man, Green Man
A Wolves' Tale
Ministry Of Emotion (M.O.E)
feat. The SYF piece: No Parking On Odd Days

Hwachong Institution Drama Centre (Highschool side)
30th June (Saturday) 7.30 pm
Tickets going at $10 (that is DIRT CHEAP!)

COME DOWN and SUPPORT US!

Holidays :(:

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:21:52 GMT

PRE- HOLIDAY SENTIMENTS

hmm, i must improve my grades for term 3 and THEREFORE.
Shall,

Finish all school holiday homework by the end of the first week
Read <<SUN ZI BING FA>> and write reflections (try not to fall asleep though)
COMPLETE ALL ASSESSMENT BOOKS
Memorise every single quote/line of "Stand Alone" and be able to recite it backwards.
Be better at math, calculus, log and whatnot.

POST-HOLIDAY SENTIMENTS

FAILED. TERRIBLY.
"leave the work till tomorrow!"

Dang my poor time management!
i have been gallivanting, procrastinating...
hmm ran out of vocabulary, should probably brush up on my english.

Oh woe, the old man realises he is without time and the clock has flown out of his window.

Once again,
Dang my poor time management!

tres chic, tres cool, tres fabu

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:33:59 GMT

Okay, okay must start blogging again.

Le sigh.
As i drag myself from the invigorating pleasure of the bed, with the additional fact that i've been indulging in absolutely puerile forms of entertainment lately, i regret to say i've lost track of most of the events that happened recently.
"Brain cells! oh, brain cells, i dearly engage your precious help!"

Blogging is thus difficult when most of the stuff are already backdated.

But no!
the inner psyche (also very well known as the INNER-MAN) in me beckons me!

With that,
i offer a illustrational demonstration.

Hem haw, the sun!
(despite now being at 9.02 pm)

it's time i stopped frolicking blithely and gallivanting, for the sun has already shun onto our buttocks!

you heard that, PARIS HILTON?
i can only relate in two words your incarceration,
"Shawskank Redemption"

Anyway,
i find it pretty difficult to start, though irrelevancies and whatnot are starting to spew (i noticed) out of me.

there has been a multitude of events going on during the past week, of which i shall stop all my filler procrastination and get down to the real deal.

so,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOLYN TAN(:

With that,
yet comes another picture depicting much love, peace and joy!

10th june has been a absolutely fantabulous day.
yeahp, 'twas nice and sunny as depicted in the picture here.

Anyhow,
the birthday celebration has been thoroughly enriching, solely based on the fact that i've recovered my long lost skill for cycling.
Liek "OH THE ENLIGHTENMENT HATH DAWNETH!"

it was seen as comic relief as lester struggles to give his bike some momentum, shifting from side to side trying to keep his balance and desperately flailing his feet around, unaware of how to place his feet on the pedals at the right moment.

HOWEVER. (cue for cheesy music following which the teletubbies "come out to play!")

after a hefty 20 minutes or so of heavy tribulations and setbacks, a vestige of ability sparkles!
oh the peripeteia! He cycles!
(the people around him start bracing themselves. shaky, but he cycles!)

it was a period of distraught for the happy cyclists in front of me, looking as though i might just crash into them any time, anywhere, like some GUERILLA WARRIOR ready to just jump on someone happy and gay.

But it was fun, i must admit.
"Another 98156 exp of cycling to level up! Oh wait, HE IS EVOLVING! Hold B to cancel."

After all that,
the estrogen population decided to build some sandcastles with their funky sandcastle-building gear that they bought earlier on from some random convenient convenience stall, while jon tan and i just decided to lay a little low under the shade and induce a little techno stuff onto the technology-forsaken beach.

hmm, guess linking up PSPs was pretty fun, not just the tête à tête though.(otherwise it would be official that we're gay)
"TRES CHIC, TRES COOL, TRES FABU, TRES TECHNO"

ANYWAY,
who knew that Pasir Ris beach had such amazing marine life?
once again, the normalcy of the great pagan earth beckons us!

Somehow, as part of the "Singapore is a clean and green city" slogan (or rather, consider "PETER THE NO TRASH COUGAR"), we started flinging the jellyfishes off our beautiful sparkling holiday beaches with the funky sandcastle-building gear, saving all lovable jellyfish that has been washed ashore.(think sponebob!)

UNTIL.
oh well, sometimes a little biology dissection works pretty well.
Especially with the jellyfish carcasses relentlessly strewn around, you can't help but just take a peek into the depths of their jelly-like material, (again!) with the help of the funky sandcastle-building gear.

1 hour later.

2 hours later.

okay, ad infinitum.

Fagged and shagged, we dragged ourselves for dinner at Tampines Mall, which consisted of Pasta mania, Pasta mania,Pasta mania, and Pasta mania.
Of which consisted of much bitching by both sides of the spectrum, revolving around a certain someones and a certain some schools.
it was wholly amusing even to the metrosexual alpha males.

Anyhow,
I PROCLAIM MYSELF A VICTIM!
The long eschewed neoprints-taking fag is back, haunting the modesty and decency of men who have been proclaimed "officially gay-free" with it's pink backgrounds and ultimate photoshopping ability.

Damn you jon tan, for abandoning me and thus leaving me alone in the midst of this forced form of photography.

Oh well,
at least the day was fun and interesting.
Yegods, now i'm starting to feel the brunt of HOLIDAY HOMEWORK.

I MUST HAUL MYSELF FROM THIS STATE OF INERTIA.

The Last Page

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:14:43 GMT

Ah, it's been a long time since this(:

First words that indicate your baby may not be normal

"Got milk?"
"Ssss.. I mussst find a more sssuitable hosst body..."
"Piang eh, a bit the saggy leh"
"So who did you say you were again?"
"You know what? I preferred things back in there."
"Can i borrow 20 bucks?"
"What's with this 'goo goo ga ga' crap? Wait i report you to the Speak Good English Movement, then you know."
"You're fired!"

god made spaces between our fingers so someone elses fingers could fill the gap

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:23:31 GMT

Is it just me, or did the inhabitants of this planet not heed the advice of those upper echelons of science and technology and remain, relentlessly burning fuel oils and forests whatnot and therefore bringing this rise of temperature to the happy citizens of this happy world?

Now we bleed.

oh man,
this reminds me of school, all the green environmentally-friendly stuff, S.I units whatsoever.
"Remember boys, the S.I unit for temperature is KELVIN, not CELSIUS."

Anyway,
hasn't anyone noticed this sudden wave of heat?

It is yet another symptom of the dreaded, GLOBAL WARMING.

Well,
let's look at things at a different perspective, at least right now, i'm constantly reminded of school, science and all that.

Still,
It has been a dull and monochromatic holiday, constantly jacked by the fact that everyone else has cool camps and all that. (think slc!)

The past week has been pretty fulfilling, pulling strings from the SLC OT to procure a small part of their catered lunch (much to the displeasement of many other upright, law-abiding hwach people) and walking into the rendezvous of the intellectual yet beautiful "leaders" who came over to gain insight on leadership by taking part in a convention.

I swear i'm going to take part in the 14th SLC next year.
(oh, look how far i digressed!)

After all,
"SHE ARE THE INSPIRASHON!"

Thu, 31 May 2007 14:15:08 GMT

Only one thing comes to the mind:

Vesak v.s Christmas

I admit this has been very random.
"Must resist being stupid!"